Better or Verse: "Angry Women Racing Around Target"
All that poly-cotton that you bought
Ain't quite the sturdy stuff you thought
Clearance just the past writ large
Wanna put the new life on store charge?
What breaks today
Duct-tapes tomorrow
Seventy bucks
Squeegeed-up sorrow
Free, unchained and just for you
Lipliner and an Icee do
For a start
While baby throws things from the cart
It all falls together and apart
Dedicated to all the ladies who have ever managed to purchase Purex, prevent your child from gnawing on a shopping cart handle and wept at the same time. You know who you are.
Ain't quite the sturdy stuff you thought
Clearance just the past writ large
Wanna put the new life on store charge?
What breaks today
Duct-tapes tomorrow
Seventy bucks
Squeegeed-up sorrow
Free, unchained and just for you
Lipliner and an Icee do
For a start
While baby throws things from the cart
It all falls together and apart
Dedicated to all the ladies who have ever managed to purchase Purex, prevent your child from gnawing on a shopping cart handle and wept at the same time. You know who you are.
Labels: Bad Poetry, Divorce Song, The Compleat Thumbscrew
posted by thumbscre.ws at
6/01/2006
1 Comments:
Will you marry me? Oh wait- we're related. Well, there might be some southern states that allow that. Unfortunately for us, those states don't do the whole girl/girl thing. In fact they might shoot us. Then hang us and set us on fire. Alright, I'll settle for just being able to worship your writing from afar. And speaking of "afar," when are you coming to visit me?
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