You And I Are Very Different People Now

Impending Ex: "So, does [Friend of Mine With Uncommon Name] own an herb farm?"

Me: "Ah... I guess you could say that Friend has a partial share in an outside concern, but only receives shipments every few harvests or so..."

Impending Ex: "Oh, because I was picking up some thyme at the supermarket, and it was from [Friend's Name] Herbs. I was just wondering."

Me: "Oh my god. You're not talking about pot, are you?"