XENOPHOBIA : REASONABLE PRECAUTION :: DR. ABUTOU MUGABE : ?

Halfway down ETS' GRE registration page, there's a rather interesting blurb:

"For security reasons we are not currently accepting online registrations for Nigeria. [...] Credit cards will not be accepted for Nigerian registration fees. This includes anyone who is requesting a Nigerian test center or who has a Nigerian mailing address..."

I feel kinda bad for any poor Nigerians just trying to advance their education... but I also feel that it's kind of bleakly hilarious.

Interpreting English Literature, Standard Test:

O Rose, thou art sick.
The invisible worm,
That flies in the night
In the howling storm:

Has found out thy bed
Of crimson joy:
And his dark secret love
Does thy life destroy.

Interpreting English Literature, Nigerian Version:

DEAR SIR,

IT IS MY PLEASURE TO WRITE TO YOU AFTER MY MUCH CONSIDERATION, MY NAME IS MR. INVISIBLE WORM THAT FLIES IN THE NIGHT. I AM EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT OF INTERNATIONAL WEALTH TRANSFERRING AT FIRST LAGOS BANK OF THE HOWLING STORM. I AM SEEK A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY BUSINESS PARTNER FOR MY LIFETIME INVESTMENT. I AM LOOKING FOR A BED OF CRIMSON JOY WHERE I CAN TRANSFER TWENTY FIVE MILLION ($25,000,000) AMERICAN DOLLARS (ALSO SOME DARK SECRET LOVE)...